the home

Originally uploaded by Fono.

My apologies for the lack of recent updates; last weekend I travelled to Kabba in the west, and this past week I was laid up with some nasty Nigerian bacteria. In lieu of an actual “real” post, though, I’ve uploaded about 25 pictures to my flickr account, and the descriptions for those cumulatively total a fair amount of written content. Here’s a highlight!

I live in the pink house, but I want to live in the mountain! I hear the vice-president lives in there. He’s building up nuclear armaments and he has a lava dungeon. He got the money for it by embezzling the entire 2002 GDP of the country. This act is in fact the primary component of his platform for the upcoming election — “Hey guys, I stole less less money than all my opponents!”

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