EDGAR created his first webpage at the age of 2, and sold it to CNET for five million dollars at the age of 4. At the age of 6, he invented Bittorrent. At the age of 7, he shared a beer with Larry Page and Sergey Brin. However, he is over 100 years old.

EDGAR was the first person to discover the Bonus Stage in Wikipedia.

EDGAR is the actual creator of every single Youtube video with more than one million views.

EDGAR has been to the year 2079. While there, he had a postcerebral actuator chip installed into his hippocampus, and downloaded the entire contents of human knowledge and history into his brain. Currently, he contains more information than the universe itself.

EDGAR owns 68% of the world’s supply of pixels.

EDGAR, Tim O’Reilly, Kevin Rose, Caterina Fake and Robert Scoble are actually the same person.

EDGAR has had his body modified through highly experimental surgery. In addition into the normal gastrointestinal system, he has ‘installed’ a secondary system capable of transforming complex data into nutritional material ready for digestion. This modification allows him to consume information at an extraordinary rate, and process it constantly.

EDGAR is formulating a plan. The world will learn more at Edge of the Web. Those who prove themselves resourceful now will be rewarded with greater opportunities within the New Web Order.

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